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[21:25]<zpzzznff>php is not broken in the context of what he was asking
[21:25]<grlcyg>or maybe you don't respect yourself, that was an assumption
[21:25]<wygduvv>napkin: i never dumbed down technical explanations
[21:25]<wygduvv>napkin: my refence was to the fact that women like to talk on the phone
[21:25]<wygduvv>and if thats not a universal truth i dont know what is
[21:26]<grlcyg>hehe
[21:26]<grlcyg>ok
[21:26]<wygduvv>getting head is something all men and women should enjoy
[21:26]<lxl_gnw2>thanks. i want to grab some content from another address, cURL is the php way correct?
[21:26]<zpzzznff>i swear had i not made conversation
[21:26]<zpzzznff>it would have been 2hrs of silence
[21:26]<wygduvv>and if i had sexual insecurities i would be a father wotuld i
[21:26]<zpzzznff>waste of tinme
[21:26]<jddddd>winmutt but from the sound of you, not something you get a whole lot of =)
[21:26]<wygduvv>napkin: not to mention that i am the product of a militant feminist
[21:26]<zpzzznff>LMAO
[21:26]<mz-mznw`>wow
[21:27]<zpzzznff>i got a neighbor whose like that
[21:27]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: not in the last 8.5 months... thanks for reminding me ass
[21:27]<jddddd>winmutt: And you wonder why?!
[21:27]<mz-mznw`>ive seen everything from sex with dolphins to sexual insecurities and fathers molesting their children
[21:27]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: cuz i knocked my wife up
[21:27]<lxl_gnw2>just saw this: winmutt: "cURL is the browser, server side" - that's all i was wondering. thanks alot!
[21:27]<wygduvv>i cant wait to get the tshirt that says "mommy only wanted a backrub" for the baby
[21:27]<wygduvv>tell me thats not a classic
[21:28]<grlcyg>is requesting someone leaves a nicer way of kicking them?
[21:28]<wygduvv>napkin: however i will say that being product of said mother has made me a bit more chaunestic (sp)
[21:29]<wygduvv>chauvenistic
[21:29]<jddddd>winmutt: Hey... you play, you pay!
[21:30]<wygduvv>napkin: but as far as american males go im a pretty nice guy... i take my wife to ballet and stuff... i fall asleep but thats not the point
[21:30]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: for the next 18 years.. if im lucky... thanks once again for reminding me ass :)
[21:30]<grlcyg>winmutt, sounds complicated, of course, i guess i should think twice before making that kind of judgement over online chat :P
[21:30]<jddddd>winmutt: But does she take you to the titty bar is the question!
[21:31]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: shes done it before.,... i beleive those days are over
[21:31]<grlcyg>you're right in that all men have problems with women, just like the fact that everyone is racist
[21:31]<jddddd>winmutt: Yeah keep saying ass, casue that's about as close as you're gonna be getting any!
[21:31]<wygduvv>napkin: not everyon is racist, everyone generalizes
[21:31]<wygduvv>where there is smoke there is fire
[21:32]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: kma
[21:32]<wygduvv>jesus how long does it take to compile X
[21:32]<jddddd>winmutt aint getting any, might as well toss em in a jar on the fireplace
[21:32]<wygduvv>im having gui withdrawals
[21:33]<wygduvv>Jymmmm: i keep mine over the fridge, less chance of them falling in the fire
[21:33]<jddddd>lol
[21:33]<jddddd>your first?
[21:33]<wygduvv>yes
[21:33]<wygduvv>not including the furry mutts
[21:34]<wygduvv>they are males which is why i am especially happy toi be having a daughter
[21:34]<jddddd>winmutt: Just wait till delivery room... I can hear it now "DONT LET THAT MAN EVERY TOUCH ME AGAIN!"
[21:34]<grlcyg>winmutt, then we probably agree but we're using different words
[21:34]<wygduvv>napkin: sure
[21:34]<wygduvv>napkin: words are just words you know
[21:34]<wygduvv>even the letter u
[21:34]<grlcyg>i was just saying it's impossible to avoid believing any sexist/racist generalisations in our society
[21:34]<wygduvv>any society not just ours
[21:35]<wygduvv>(not sure which is yours)
[21:35]<grlcyg>well i'm part of a global society, thanks :)
[21:35]<grlcyg>seeing as how i eat cashews from africa and my chair was made in malaysia
[21:35]<wygduvv>women are better at giving birth than men... is that sexist??? i think not
[21:36]<wygduvv>and given my recent dealing with female owned cars... they are aweful car owners
[21:36]<wygduvv>ill make sure my daughter can change her own oil
[21:36]<2fygm>lol
[21:36]<wygduvv>my wife just merely topped off the honda and that cost $2g
[21:36]<2fygm>is that a sex joke?
[21:36]<wygduvv>no
[21:36]<wygduvv>jesus
[21:37]<2fygm>sure it isn't
[21:37]<2fygm>you sicko
[21:37]<wygduvv>trolling?
[21:37]<2fygm>not really.
[21:37]<2fygm>just a pervert :)
[21:38]<wygduvv>i did get a lap dance from a mother daughter combo at the bachelor party
[21:40]<jddddd>winmutt: What?! Grandma wasn't invited?
[21:41]<2fygm>anyone hear about that actress that got stabbed?
[21:41]<2fygm>hrm.. her name was.. uh...
[21:41]<2fygm>reese..
[21:41]<2fygm>reese something..
[21:41]<jddddd>dela reese?
[21:41]<2fygm>no no
[21:42]<2fygm>reese... something
[21:42]<2fygm>began with a w i think
[21:42]<jddddd>reese witherspoon
[21:42]<2fygm>NAH, WITH A KNIFE
[21:42]<2fygm>it's better when you just say the last name :\
[21:42]<jddddd>I knew a bad joke was coming....
[21:43]<rnm60ssxjw>DUMBASS -----> blind <----- DUMBASS
[21:44]<wygduvv>?
[21:44]<wygduvv>good to see we are keeping to the channel topic
[21:44]<2fygm>You put way too much work into that
[21:44]<wygduvv>no kiddign
[21:44]<cry_wl>How would I use php to email a form?
[21:45]<wygduvv>kai_wp: php.net/mail
[21:45]<2fygm>the mail()
[21:45]<2fygm>function
[21:45]<cry_wl>is it really just 'mail($to, $subject, $body)'?
[21:45]<wygduvv>something like that
[21:45]<wygduvv>rtfm
[21:45]<2fygm>lol
[21:45]<dawdg>can anyone help me with a sorting problem? my code used to work fine but the server switched from php4 to php5 and now my data doesn't get sorted anymore at all

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