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[05:06]<_fgwgffdg>ok. back to my "broken record" question :)
[05:06]<_fgwgffdg>anyone here use php's isapi extension? :)
[05:06]<mrscm_>if you dont like school Fushuing... don't go..
[05:06]<jdddd>_Lewellyn Nope, we're not stupid enough to.
[05:06]<fusxuyrr>maskd_: if i don't go, i have to pay fines
[05:07]<fusxuyrr>fuckin politics, i hate the governmenrt
[05:07]<mrscm_>Fushuing: go to another country
[05:07]<fusxuyrr>'you have to goto school because we say so and we need your money you pay to school to buy our villas'
[05:07]<fusxuyrr>IF I HAD THE MONEY
[05:07]<jdddd>Fushuing go find an island and make your own country!
[05:07]<fusxuyrr>and a passport -_-
[05:07]<fusxuyrr>Jymmm: i AM on an island
[05:07]<_fgwgffdg>jymmm: bah. so the isapi module which ships with php isn't actually useful? ;)
[05:07]<jzdwzfcnz>you have to GO TO school because you don't know that in english "go" and "to" are seperate.
[05:07]<jzdwzfcnz>Haha.
[05:07]<mrscm_>Fushuing: where do you live?
[05:08]<rxrsvr>maybe in english, but not in php6 ;)
[05:08]<fusxuyrr>Jaywalker: since when is IRC short for 'perfect english grammar only"?
[05:08]<_fgwgffdg>alternatively, are there plans to provide a php4 dll for apache 2.2.2 at some point?
[05:08]<jdddd>Fushuing: IT"S YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU DUMBASS!!! You don't need a passport! Sigh, NOW you know why you need to stay in school... joooosee toooooooooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid!
[05:08]<fusxuyrr>maskd_: carribean
[05:08]<jzdwzfcnz>since forever.
[05:08]<jdddd>_Lewellyn Oh, hell if I know. was just fucking with you.
[05:08]<fusxuyrr>Jymmm: if i want to move, i have to go to a different fuckin country, for which i need a passport
[05:08]<jzdwzfcnz>Actually, it stands for "Internet Rescue Commission".
[05:08]<fusxuyrr>GET IT?
[05:09]<jzdwzfcnz>It's there to rescue people from the trap of AOLBoltics
[05:09]<_fgwgffdg>pollita pointed me at snaps for php5, but php4 still seems to have no apache 2.2 module.
[05:09]<sxrdjw_dyfq>Jymmm: how might I get pass it?
[05:09]<jzdwzfcnz>Lol.
[05:09]<jdddd>Fushuing: you need a passport to go to another country, not YOUR COUNTRY!
[05:09]<jdddd>!+g16
[05:09]<lxl-2jv>You can be /kickban from ##php for being stupid
[05:09]<jdddd>lol
[05:09]<fusxuyrr>Jymmm: all islands are taken already
[05:09]<krdvfdgq009>how do I determine the location of PHP (for setting up a cron job...)
[05:09]<jdddd>Fushuing wanna bet? No, wait you too po to bet
[05:09]<fusxuyrr>if it ain't america or bill gates buys it
[05:09]<_fgwgffdg>and forking can be expensive on windows so i'm thinking the isapi module is a good choice to try to get going.
[05:09]<jdddd>you could only afford the po in poor.
[05:10]<sfnffxjffjw>question: What books are recommended for beginning php?
[05:10]<fusxuyrr>Spellhollow: www.php.net
[05:10]<jdddd>Spellhollow the maanual and google
[05:11]<jdddd>!+manual
[05:11]<lxl-2jv>[PHP Manual] http://php.net/manual/en/
[05:11]<fusxuyrr>pfff, perhaps he's german?
[05:11]<fusxuyrr>what then? he's going to read a friggin english manual
[05:11]<jdddd>Fushuing then he wouldn't of asked the question in English STUUUUUUUUUPID!
[05:11]<fusxuyrr>perhaps it's the only sentence he can speak in english
[05:12]<fusxuyrr></joke for the people that are unable to see it>
[05:12]<fusxuyrr>SJEESUS
[05:12]<fusxuyrr>i need more painkillers and beer
[05:13]<sxrdjw_dyfq>I think they have the manual in german
[05:13]<fusxuyrr>Shadow_mil2: </joke!!!>
[05:14]<sfnffxjffjw>lol you guys are funny
[05:20]<czzfh>I notice something about the way PHP sorts, if I have an array with two values: 'something' and 'something_1' and 'something_2' ---- when I sort it, it will place 'something_1' first, 'something_2' second, and 'something' third --- but typical sorting routines would do it thus: 'something' first, 'something_1' second, and 'something_2' third ---- anyone here know why this is, if there is an easy way to sort in the way I just describ
[05:20]<czzfh>make that 3 values :)
[05:21]<jdddd>CarlH you're confusing character values with numeric ones
[05:21]<jdddd>ord chr
[05:24]<jdddd>A, ascii value 65 comes before a, ascii value 97 as example
[05:28]<2rvlxjgn>hrm
[05:29]<2rvlxjgn>can you nest sql queries with pear?
[05:29]<2rvlxjgn>inside the php, not the query i mean
[05:29]<2rvlxjgn>i get Fatal error: Call to undefined function: fetchrow()\
[05:29]<2rvlxjgn>sans the \
[05:30]<2rvlxjgn> while ($row1 = $res1->fetchRow()){
[05:30]<2rvlxjgn>this is inside the query with ($row = $res->fetchRow())
[05:32]<vxnbnsv>how i make a my index.php to can be resize by users Choise ??
[05:33]<2rvlxjgn>good question
[05:33]<mrscm_>TheBest: what do you mean?
[05:33]<mrscm_>batphone: http://www.pastebin.com
[05:33]<vxnbnsv>resolution 800 by 600 pixels or 1026 by 768 ...
[05:35]<vxnbnsv>example:
[05:35]<krdvfdgq009>I have a cron set up, but it doesn't appear to be working. I have read that sometimesyou need to follow with a -q or something? Anyone any input on this? Cron/command-line PHP is not my area of expertise.
[05:35]<vxnbnsv>when users join my web page www.domain . net to choise them resolution 800 by 600 pixels or 1026 by 768
[05:36]<pjffyvr>-q is only relevant if you happen to be running the CGI version of PHP as your command line interpreter (don't do that)
[05:36]<2rvlxjgn>maskd_: http://pastebin.com/727599
[05:36]<pjffyvr>And it would still work, it would just cause cron to think it'd failed
[05:37]<vxnbnsv>Pollita -q i use :)
[05:37]<2rvlxjgn>Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM in /usr/local/bin/serverbot.php on line 122
[05:37]<2rvlxjgn>WTF???
[05:37]<vxnbnsv>Pollita what i must use php -q file.php i use
[05:37]<pjffyvr>You have a Paamayim Nukedotayim in a spot that doesn't make sense.
[05:37]<pjffyvr>Best: Was talking to kaitlyn, not you
[05:38]<2rvlxjgn>i got it.. funny..
[05:38]<vxnbnsv>i use php -q file.php so i whant to know what is ront to lern " me no good in php"
[05:38]<vxnbnsv>rong
[05:38]<krdvfdgq009>Pollita: phpinfo() says the GATEWAY INTERFACE is CGI/1.1...?
[05:38]<pjffyvr>Paamayim Nekudotayim is hebrew for 'double twice dot' or 'double colon'
[05:39]<pjffyvr>e.g. ::
[05:39]<_fgwgffdg>Pollita: iirc, you're the one who pointed me at snaps for apache 2.2/win32 versions of php?
[05:39]<pjffyvr>Lewellyn: *shrug* possible....
[05:39]<2rvlxjgn>why dont they just say "2 colons"
[05:39]<2rvlxjgn>"scope resolution operator"
[05:39]<pjffyvr>batphone: Because it was written by israeliis
[05:39]<vxnbnsv>how i make a my index.php to can be resize by users Choise ?? resolution 800 by 600 pixels or 1026 by 768 ...
[05:39]<vxnbnsv>when users join my web page www.domain . net to choise them resolution 800 by 600 pixels or 1026 by 768
[05:39]<2rvlxjgn>so any takes on how to nest these statements
[05:40]<_fgwgffdg>Pollita: apparently only the php 5 snaps have a 2.2 module. do you know if there are plans for a php4 module?

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