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[00:01]<yvzn2rf>damnit, i need to find out how to throttle internet :/
[00:01]<yvzn2rf>someone is playing CounterStrike on my network and it is destroying it
[00:02]<sunfrxpfd>thats usually done on the switch your on if im not mistaken
[00:03]<zpzzznff>whoever wants to shake their head at American justice, read this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523/ap_on_fe_st/crazy_cat_1
[00:05]<yvzn2rf>Suepahfly: yea, i just moved him to another hub and it should be getting alot better (Stormchaser: thats why it was going so slowly)
[00:05]<svjzdzxzsnz>jfarrell: Holy... Um... Cats!
[00:06]<zpzzznff>Stormchaser: interesting eh?
[00:06]<svjzdzxzsnz>jfarrell: f'ing idiots
[00:06]<yvzn2rf>i wonder if theres a way to limit the connection to it...
[00:06]<-- svgvsdyzgjvr_ xrs>/dev/null")
[00:06]<zpzzznff>Stormchaser: my dad always told me
[00:06]<zpzzznff>if you become a lawyer i will disown you
[00:06]<svjzdzxzsnz>:)
[00:07]<yvzn2rf>O.o! my connection is dead now
[00:07]<zpzzznff>and i would wager if i ever tried to have a cat prosecuted he would hunt me down and kill me for stupidity
[00:07]<jdddd>Cats are good for one thing... dog food.
[00:07]<zpzzznff>Jymmm: and guardians of the underworld, according to ancient Cgyptians
[00:07]<zpzzznff>*Egyptians
[00:08]<jdddd>jfarrell and those ppl are dead, and the cats are still alive. think about it.
[00:08]<zpzzznff>lol
[00:08]<svjzdzxzsnz>Jymmm: That's the point
[00:08]<zpzzznff>that is an entertaining point Jymmm
[00:08]<jdddd>Cats should be on a leash, just like any other animal.
[00:09]<zpzzznff>even a hamster
[00:09]<jdddd>jfarrell unless caged
[00:09]<zpzzznff>fine :)
[00:09]<jdddd>they should be under 100% control of their owners
[00:10]<jdddd>I dont' like cats becasue they kill for sport; and the only animal that I know of that does. I dont like huntinfg for sport either. Killing for food is another story.
[00:11]<jrw>Jymmm instincts ;)
[00:11]<jdddd>Jax dont care why
[00:11]<zpzzznff>i wonder how often cats attack humans?
[00:11]<evzgczzzjff>Jymmm: No one cares.
[00:11]<zzaxyvysv>when you sit on them
[00:12]<jdddd>by that article, quite a bit it seems
[00:12]<xmlxjym>Does lovingly shredding you count?
[00:12]<jrw>cats can't help they exist
[00:12]<jrw>we breeded them
[00:12]<jrw>everything is our fault.
[00:12]<jdddd>then they should be under their owners control 100% of the time
[00:12]<zpzzznff>jax, we breeded dogs too
[00:12]<zpzzznff>and hamster
[00:12]<jrw>why, did you get harrased by a cat Jymmm ?
[00:12]<zpzzznff>and guinea pigs
[00:12]<jrw>jfarrell i know, i like them :D
[00:12]<jrw>had some guinea pig for dinner yesterday
[00:12]<jrw>mm
[00:12]<jdddd>Jax scroll back
[00:12]<zpzzznff>in fact most common human pets are domesticated breeds
[00:13]<zpzzznff>Jax: disgusting
[00:13]<xmlxjym>enh, just deal with the 0.5% of cats that bite. they're badly socialised.
[00:13]<2uffzrrn>http://hashphp.org/pastebin.php?pid=6870 -- can someone please tell me what I am doing wrong?
[00:13]<tml>I'm with Jax. It's time we took responsiblity for the world around us and killed every other form of life.
[00:13]<jrw>TML kill? assimilate!
[00:13]<sxrgn_g>mmm, daycare
[00:13]<zpzzznff>TML: i think WW3 is still about 5 years way or so
[00:13]<xmlxjym>i'd rather get the damn seagulls under control first
[00:13]<tml>bullrage: Impossible to say without a description of the problem
[00:13]<zpzzznff>Xyphoid: yeah no kidding
[00:13]<evzgczzzjff>I think the only thing worse than Jymmm's personal convictions are PHP syntactical conventions.
[00:13]<zpzzznff>i hate when they poop on my car
[00:13]<myfnnvnr>can anyone tell me how to compile mysql support into /usr/ports/www/php5-cgi/ ???
[00:13]<tml>Ducks. I hate ducks.
[00:14]<zpzzznff>EvanCarroll: i rather take offense to that statement
[00:14]<xmlxjym>if we have to engineer the cats to be twice as big and graft wings on, so be it
[00:14]<zpzzznff>:)
[00:14]<tml>Milezteg: #freebsd probably can
[00:14]<jrw>i hate birds. they make babies in my shutters early in the morning >;/
[00:14]<2uffzrrn>TML: error in syntax, taking the variables from a form and inserting them into the database, but an error in syntax apparantly
[00:14]<xmlxjym>Aw, I like ducks. Any species that I can get worshipping me that easily deserves to survive.
[00:14]<jrw>now the stupid baby birds are in the shutter case thing
[00:14]<tml>bullrage: Please provide the precise error message
[00:14]<evzgczzzjff>jfarrell: Darn.
[00:14]<xmlxjym>come, bow down before me - no food for you today, but grovel just in case!
[00:14]<2uffzrrn>TML: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '143' at line 1
[00:15]<zpzzznff>bullrage: you find that error difficult to understand
[00:15]<zpzzznff>mm caffinated he really wasnt saying anything that bad
[00:16]<rrppygrvnm>jfarrell: it's always the same with him when he's here. bitch about php, make some cheap shot at one of the ops
[00:16]<2uffzrrn>jfarrell: what's the 143 for?
[00:16]<zpzzznff>the best way to solve that error is echo the query to the screen and scan through it
[00:16]<tml>bullrage: What that says is that the SQL generated by your PHP code is invalid.
[00:16]<zpzzznff>its the text in the query where the error is found by
[00:16]<rexy_drxrcr>using the alternative notation for if ( if():, endif;) how can i use else
[00:16]<rexy_drxrcr>?
[00:16]<zpzzznff>caffinated: i had no idea
[00:16]<zpzzznff>bullrage: something like: select shit from tables where id = 143';
[00:16]<xjzfnv>That's ironic. A perl bot in a PHP channel =)
[00:16]<zpzzznff>that would cause that error
[00:17]<tml>bullrage: I have no idea what SQL would result from the PHP code you've shown us.
[00:17]<tml>Xorlev: Why is that ironic?
[00:17]<tml>Xorlev: There's no irony in being smart enough to know that PHP isn't the best solution for EVERY problem.
[00:17]<2uffzrrn>TML: It would result in.. INSERT INTO dvd_title (id, title, year, genre, runtime, plot, link, added) VALUES (NULL, 'fsdf', 2005, 'sdfsd', 'dsdf', 'fsdf', 'sdfsd', NOW())
[00:18]<xmlxjym>bullrage: echo out hte actual query. not one you're guessing at.
[00:18]<tml>bullrage: I don't see "143" anywhere in that, so I highly doubt you're correct.
[00:18]<xjzfnv>TML: I never said perl wasn't the better solution, I said it was ironic.
[00:18]<tml>Xorlev: There's no irony in choosing the best solution.
[00:18]<zpzzznff>Xorlev: php is built on perl (or was)
[00:18]<svzz-vzncyj>is perl wakky
[00:18]<svzz-vzncyj>is php easier
[00:18]<zpzzznff>and, as you can probably tell, like most languages Perl is one of its fathers

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